tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35750268931414245932012-02-16T15:38:01.338-05:00Letters, Fiction, and other Writingsshamrockhoaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16643972560302067340noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3575026893141424593.post-33117285081720564212010-02-10T17:35:00.001-05:002010-02-10T17:36:58.680-05:00Dear God:<br /><br />We have been together now since the beginning of time. For years I have done everything you said, been everywhere you needed me, and have become your ultimate fall guy.<br /><br />In every corner of the universe your lovely followers do nothing but denounce me for any ill that may have befallen them. Why do I get blamed for the most trivial of things? I’m not going to mismatch socks or move car keys, wouldn’t people think I have better things to do than become their poltergeist?<br /><br />Remember the golden days during the dawn of humanity? <br /><br />Things were so much better before he came along. Who in their right mind would allow their 32 year old son to move back in with them? <br /><br />For the past 2000 years you have fed me nothing but crap. Before you at least did most of the killing, now it is just me. Remember the night you had a little too much to drink and created that hurricane to punish the gays in New Orleans? Even though you’re the angry drunk, who took the blame for that one? I did my best to save as many people as possible, but you would have none of it. <br /><br />It occurs to me that I am nothing more than a cheap scapegoat within your grand scheme. I am not a bad person and am quite fed up with your smear campaign. If this does not stop, I will put in my two weeks and then we’ll see how far you get without the ‘old snake’ to pin everything on.<br /><br /><br />Your beloved servant,<br />Lucifer<br />Prince of the Powers of the Air<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3575026893141424593-3311728508172056421?l=shamrockhoax.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shamrockhoaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16643972560302067340noreply@blogger.com0